Palm Tree, Palm Tree, Palm Tree
So I look at this picture and I think a few thoughts:
Are you going in for a kiss there?  Cause I think you might be doing it wrong.
Gently part the lips.  Gently.  GENTLY.
Is this how kissing is done now?  
Fuck, I’m old.
Who’s that creeper in the background?
Who the fuck designed this ad?
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE?
Fuck, I’m old.

So I look at this picture and I think a few thoughts:

  1. Are you going in for a kiss there?  Cause I think you might be doing it wrong.
  2. Gently part the lips.  Gently.  GENTLY.
  3. Is this how kissing is done now?  
  4. Fuck, I’m old.
  5. Who’s that creeper in the background?
  6. Who the fuck designed this ad?
  7. WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE?
  8. Fuck, I’m old.
  1. sarahsamudre said: You’re not old. Oh, wait. I’m also old. Or so my 21 year old friend keeps telling me. Ugh. We’re old. Whippersnappers.
  2. myturtlespeedy said: She’s about to unhinge her jaw and swallow him whole. He never stood a chance.
  3. womaninterrupted said: Maybe she’s like, Hey, dude, I have the worst garlic breath. And he’s like, What? I love that shit. Breathe on me. I will inhale it right out of you. And the creeper is like, This is so gross. WTF?
  4. middlemanagementlivingthedream said: Maybe the perspective is wrong. Rotate the picture 90 degrees, and she’s lying on her back, slack jawed from near drowning. He’s about to CPR. The creeper is a concerned onlooker. Our maybe I’m fucking old and these kids should get off my lawn.
  5. helms-deep said: This is horrible. Guh.
  6. clairesalcedo said: this picture is weirding me out, man.
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