I Just - I Can’t - Why Would You Do That!?
Dear Long-time Friend Who is Now Married,
Stop putting me on the phone with your wife without asking me first!
We are not magically going to form a friendship just because you keep forcing us to talk to each other on the phone.
I like her fine, but I have nothing to say to her. Just put the phone on speaker and let me shout hello to her like a normal person!
Fuck!
YOUR Friend, but Not Your Wife’s Friend,
PalmTreePalmTree
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aliceadair said:
Along with this, I also hate when male friends recap our conversation to their wife while we’re still on the phone… as if this full disclosure will somehow keep the awkward away.
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ladyofthehouse said:
ugh. I know exactly who this friend is, I bet. Ugh. that’s rotten.
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shovelbum said:
dude, that is weird.
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helms-deep said:
I’m married…and I’ve always hated that. Ugh. Sorry.
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myturtlespeedy said:
I’ve had 2 conversations with my long time friends wife of 5 years. I’m ok with that.
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