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Fair Trade Agreements

It has recently come to my attention that my roommate has a phobia about taking out the trash.  It’s something to do with our “weird” and “pasty” neighbors watching her.  

Tonight we struck a deal that I would take out the trash and she would do the dishes.  

I’m pretty certain that I made the better deal.  

She’s pretty certain that she made the better deal.

Thus, it is the perfect deal.