Palm Tree, Palm Tree, Palm Tree
On our way back from the post office, my roommate spotted this little unidentified rodent.  
We have dubbed him Mr. Wilbur.

On our way back from the post office, my roommate spotted this little unidentified rodent.  

We have dubbed him Mr. Wilbur.

A third of Tumblr’s active users come from households with incomes above $100,000 per year, giving it higher income skew than Facebook or Twitter, according to Comscore, the Web analytics firm.

Yahoo Tumblr Acquisition: It’s About Young People With Money (via brooklynmutt)

This is news to me.

(via notnadia)

Who knew?

(via womaninterrupted)

Does this mean I’m getting a raise?

(via myturtlespeedy)

Let me tell you all about this exciting new investment opportunity I have for you…

Is it too late for me to extend the warranty on my body?

Or perhaps it’s time to consider a trade-in.

So this arrived yesterday — all wrapped in plastic, addressed to my father although he has never lived at this address, and weighing a crap ton.
I can only assume that Restoration Hardware is under the impression that either me or my father is an interior decorator.  Needless to say that impression is incorrect.

So this arrived yesterday — all wrapped in plastic, addressed to my father although he has never lived at this address, and weighing a crap ton.

I can only assume that Restoration Hardware is under the impression that either me or my father is an interior decorator.  Needless to say that impression is incorrect.

Me, a stack of thank you cards, motown on pandora, and a dwindling glass of iced tea.
Hot Saturday night.

Me, a stack of thank you cards, motown on pandora, and a dwindling glass of iced tea.

Hot Saturday night.

Editing Sucks

Just fyi.

describe yourself in 3 television characters.

jennhoney:

closeskies:

swire-sque:

arya stark + donna noble + liz lemon

marnie michaels + catelyn stark + lavinia swire

rory gilmore + ben wyatt + erin hannon

this + is + impossible…

I thought about this long and hard:

sarcastic sidekick + chubby sidekick + forever single sidekick

Holy Claxon, Batman!

At 8:30am they send an email that fire alarm testing has been cancelled.

At 9:13am the claxons chase me out of the apartment.

Ah the joys of student housing.

It’s Like I’m in a Musical

At my favorite Mexican place and rather than the usual Spanish language pop music they seem to be featuring ranchero hits of the 1950s.

This is just not right.

So This Happened: