Palm Tree, Palm Tree, Palm Tree

My mother is losing her mind.

It directly follows then, that I am also losing my mind.

Late Night Thoughts with PalmTreePalmTree

When people leave couches out on the street, what happens to the cushions?  Where do people take them? What do they do with just the cushions?

This is Just a Celebrity Sighting Blog Now

Jeremy Renner, totally hot, sitting at the cafe I’m at, sadly obscured by a, no joke, palm tree.

I am really saddened by this news.  She was so talented.  


This is so important

Look, this is obviously true.  But oftentimes, especially around these parts, people feel like you’re being a jerk just because you don’t like the thing they like. 

This is both disappointing and disturbing.  Apparently quoting Utah State University’s website announcement, the article says:

During the discussion, Sarkeesian asked if weapons will be permitted at the speaking venue. Sarkeesian was informed that, in accordance with the State of Utah law regarding the carrying of firearms, if a person has a valid concealed firearm permit and is carrying a weapon, they are permitted to have it at the venue.

Things I Learn About My Father By Sorting His Mail

He was incredibly generous.  He gave money to everyone.  From his college alumni association to the March of Dimes and his local classical music station.*

I’m not sure he knew how to say ‘no.’

I’m not sure he wanted to.

*Edited to add that I just found my dad’s ACLU membership card.  I could not love him more.

We Went Hiking

I feel like death.

The friend I had plans with today has decided that she’s no longer interested in going to an art museum but instead wants to take a bike ride at the beach.

How do I explain that this is not an equal swap of activities?

Fucking healthy people.

Please to Recommend

Need a beer pairing.  Something I can pickup in six-pack bottle form.  To be consumed with Indian food.

Something that won’t make me look like a total pleb.

beerburritowhiskey? bobbycaputo? texnessa? fritopie?

I’m role-calling my food/drink people.